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another stollen question thingy

Posted on 2006.09.08 at 19:09
Current Music: The sound of PVC
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The tax, cause it goes to sending smak heads fishing......don't get me started on that one.

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Anywhere you can have uninterupted silence, and good food.....the rest will come naturally

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Moggy's stag do, it hurt.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
in o'neils in durham and if anyone asks then yes it does hurt when you fall off........again

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
mrs jones and was not nice

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
you think i am going to tell yous guys.......i have my privacy thank you

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
deeper in the mud

8. How many colleges did you attend?
two durham (i have pictures of it and a caution to prove it) and cheltenham that was a torment and a shithole combined

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
cause otherwise the hot oil would have burned my nipples

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
you pay to fart????????????????????????????????????????????????/

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
P.E. dam fine surfing

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
i lived through the night again.........winner

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
mmmmmmmmmmmmm again thats for me to know......hang on is that all i think about??? oooooooh yes it is......oh yeah!

14. Favorite style of underwear?
something that lets me swing free lol

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite/same sex?
anything tasty

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
disposing of the still born

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
only to piss on anythning by damien hirst

18. Get up early or sleep in?
depens what the reason for getting up early

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
betty boo, betty rubble, taronga leela, general foxy cartoon chicks

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
snuggly wuggly hugs.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
thats a dumb ass question.

22. Your favorite lunch meat?
bacon grill tasty minced up ear hole arse holes and eye lids?

23. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
duh what??????

24. Beach or lake?

25. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
not at all, it is a way of letting people know your level of commitment and to allow them, to celebrate it with you

26.. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
it is a pick up joint for psyco's

27. Favorite guilty pleasure?
hmmmmmmmmm so many things

28. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
the land before time

29. What's your drink?
wine, red dark and fruity

30. Cowboys or Indians?

31. Cops or Robbers?

32. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
depends on who he is

32. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
my lady tells me harrison ford in indiana jones, i think she might be drunk!!!!!!!!!

33. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
the auzzie pregnant one (cos then at least i'd be making my own food)

34. What do you want when you are sick?
giggedy giggedy giggedy......oh yeah make pappa feel better

35 Who from high school would you like to run into?
the monk

36. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 4 its the most slammin' biachin station bru!!!!!!!!!!1

37. Norm or Cliff?
arse to them both

38. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons bill is homers bitch.

39 Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
oh the list is long and very nutty.

40. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
only crazy old people and smak heads sit opposite from me so not really.

41. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
hmm totally away with it??????????????????

42. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
david attenbourourourough

43. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
any of the extras in buck rogers

44.Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
of course so long as the intended reason is to get college girls all wet lol.

45. Last book you read for real?
do menus count?

46. Do you have a teddy bear?
I am a bear so it comes down to the question of ownership

47. What do you want to achieve in life?
smile........there i'm done

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